So freaking funny

So, I'm sitting at a red light the other night and I see this sticker on the car in front of me. I laughed so hard I almost cried. I really wish I could put this on my car. I really do. But I can't.

Happy Anniversary- bah humbug

Yes, I know it's only a 6 month anniversary, but still......

1. When you ask your husband 1 week before your anniversary if he wants to do anything, and he responds with "You know that Super Bowl is that day, right?"
and

2. You start your day using a wet, hot dryer sheet to get gum out of your dryer while he sleeps......


I think you deserve a piece of jewelry, a spa treatment, or something.
I'm just saying.....
Right??